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All Purpose Asshole

As noted above, we have created 5 specific boss types. The All Purpose Asshole has been created as a catchall for all of those situations that do not fall neatly into any of the above categories.

Some of the boss behaviours that fall into this category are:

Delegating all of his (her) work, but taking all of the credit for the accomplishments,
Acting pessimistic about everything - nothing that anyone does will ever work, everyone is doomed to failure
Having annoying habits such as snapping his (her) fingers when he (she) wants something
Obsessive compulsiveness

What others think

  • 10% Boss is a Prick
  • 35% Sounds Bad
  • 55% Stop Complaining
  • 20 Ratings

Crotch Scratching

All the time, he would scratch his crotch. In meetings, standing up in front of his workers. I remember several times he would do it while I was sitting near him. Absolutely disguisting. I am shocked frankly that no one has ever filed with HR against him.

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Posted: August 10, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Manufacturing |

What others think

  • 5% Boss is a Prick
  • 5% Sounds Bad
  • 88% Stop Complaining
  • 17 Ratings

Slacker

He has a job writing documentation yet spends all his time on his blog or 'working from home'. Anyone could do 'nothing'

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Posted: August 10, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Internet |

What others think

  • 68% Boss is a Prick
  • 9% Sounds Bad
  • 21% Stop Complaining
  • 51 Ratings

Boss's Behavior on 9/11

Boss was out of the office on 9/11 and called in shortly after the second plane hit and asked for someone, he wasn't at his desk. Asked for another person, not at his desk either. Repeated the process a few more times and was then told everyone was ...

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Posted: August 10, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Legal |

What others think

  • 70% Boss is a Prick
  • 0% Sounds Bad
  • 30% Stop Complaining
  • 10 Ratings

CEO Perks

It was a small startup, and the boss also did the books. As a result, he got a lot of "perks": company-paid SUV, company-paid relocation, new home audio/visual system, and even new home furniture. But the silly kicker: a "portable hard drive" purchase revealed in a balance sheet that ...

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Posted: July 4, 2007 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Software |

What others think

  • 65% Boss is a Prick
  • 37% Sounds Bad
  • 0% Stop Complaining
  • 32 Ratings

Perks Galore

It was a small startup, and the boss also did the books. As a result, he got a lot of "perks": company-paid SUV, company-paid relocation, new home audio/visual system, and even new home furniture. But the silly kicker: a "portable hard drive" purchase revealed in a balance sheet that ...

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Posted: August 11, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Software |

What others think

  • 13% Boss is a Prick
  • 63% Sounds Bad
  • 23% Stop Complaining
  • 30 Ratings

Condoms vs. Contact Lens

I was hired to be a customer service rep at an online company that sold contact lenses. It was owned by a former emergency room doctor. On the side, along with a number of other things, they sold condoms. They had at least 13 websites that were all theirs, all ...

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Posted: August 11, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Internet |

What others think

  • 22% Boss is a Prick
  • 15% Sounds Bad
  • 62% Stop Complaining
  • 45 Ratings

dangerous situation

My boss sent me out to bring in shopping carts during a thunderstorm, he told me it wasn't lighning that it was just thundering.

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Posted: August 12, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: retail |

What others think

  • 90% Boss is a Prick
  • 7% Sounds Bad
  • 2% Stop Complaining
  • 71 Ratings

Boss is a liar

I have a serious problem dealing with my boss and paychecks. He typically mails the paychecks out. This is the last time I was supposed to get my paycheck:

He claims to have sent my paycheck out on a Thursday.

E-mail #1 (from me) on the following Thursday, 7 days ...

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Posted: August 12, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Information Technology |