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All Purpose Asshole

As noted above, we have created 5 specific boss types. The All Purpose Asshole has been created as a catchall for all of those situations that do not fall neatly into any of the above categories.

Some of the boss behaviours that fall into this category are:

Delegating all of his (her) work, but taking all of the credit for the accomplishments,
Acting pessimistic about everything - nothing that anyone does will ever work, everyone is doomed to failure
Having annoying habits such as snapping his (her) fingers when he (she) wants something
Obsessive compulsiveness

What others think

  • 90% Boss is a Prick
  • 8% Sounds Bad
  • 1% Stop Complaining
  • 61 Ratings

Top Ten

I have too many stories so I've created a top ten list to save time...

10. Brings his kids to work sometimes
9. Plays Solitaire like a mad man
8. Surfs the internet 50% of his time at work
7. Tried to hire his wife as his secretary
6 ...

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Posted: August 14, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole |

What others think

  • 51% Boss is a Prick
  • 15% Sounds Bad
  • 33% Stop Complaining
  • 33 Ratings

Getting Fired on a Friday

I worked for 2 years at a Mutual Fund company doing client service. During that time the department was re-structured 12 times and the Senior Manager was replaced 4 times. I reported to 6 different supervisors and workflow processes changed at least a dozen times.

At one point we were ...

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Posted: August 14, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Mutual Funds |

What others think

  • 85% Boss is a Prick
  • 9% Sounds Bad
  • 4% Stop Complaining
  • 21 Ratings

Bakery bastardry

I apologise to all South Africans in advance: this asshat of a boss has made me cringe whenever I hear a SA accent. I'm trying to work through it, but it's pretty Pavlovian in effect.

Anyway. This boss hired me when I was at school, to do end-of-day ...

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Posted: August 15, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Baking |

What others think

  • 0% Boss is a Prick
  • 35% Sounds Bad
  • 64% Stop Complaining
  • 28 Ratings

Temp to Hire

Have been temping for this company for four months now. I have interviewed for the position twice. The second time I was told I wasn't what the company wanted. I questioned my 'boss', who does not work in this office, and she came up with my Microsoft Office experience ...

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Posted: August 15, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Insurance |

What others think

  • 38% Boss is a Prick
  • 26% Sounds Bad
  • 34% Stop Complaining
  • 26 Ratings

2-1=more work

my boss of three years is an asshole.
-she has our 21 year receptionist do our accounting...
needless to say our paychecks have bounced before
-she goes on vacation for WEEKS and WEEKS to remote islands and then gets pissed off with you for not keeping her informed, when she ...

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Posted: August 15, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: construction |

What others think

  • 93% Boss is a Prick
  • 6% Sounds Bad
  • 0% Stop Complaining
  • 46 Ratings

Never work for Writers

In college, I got a job as a personal assistant to a well-known writer in NYC. The first couple days went fine until her demands became not only childish but impossible to accomplish. This all happened on one day.
1) I was sent to a music shop to get a ...

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Posted: August 16, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: writing |

What others think

  • 50% Boss is a Prick
  • 33% Sounds Bad
  • 16% Stop Complaining
  • 18 Ratings

My boss is a jerk X's 100

My boss is a culmination of all these descriptions combined. My boss stated to me today during a meeting that I had upset someone in another office. However, he never could give me a clear cut answer as to how, or a specific example. Then I noted, that I haven ...

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Posted: August 17, 2006 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: Human Resources |

What others think

  • 55% Boss is a Prick
  • 0% Sounds Bad
  • 44% Stop Complaining
  • 9 Ratings

an ass and a half

I am a nurse working for the biggest A hole I have ever met. He is so inappropriate at all times. He has a Masters degree in social work and looks down at anyone who has less education. He once said, and I quote," so much stupid fucking shit comes ...

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Posted: July 5, 2007 | Boss Type: All Purpose Asshole | Industry: office of mental health? |