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Farting Freddy
If you saw my boss you'd think he was a good looking man. He's successful (personal wealth is around $2M) and at 36 is very accomplished. But he stinks. It's not his odor. It's his farting. He'll often let one rip in a meeting - they're silent but they are strong. He must have been a dog in a past life. He performs the act and never thinks anybody knows it's him. But eveybody knows. His nickname at the office is Farting Freddy. He doesn't seem to care who's in the meeting when he lets one rip. Last week we were having a departmental meeting with about 30 top executives from across the country - we were presenting some financials - and he let it rip. Well I knew it was him because at one point an odor just seem to take over the room the way it always does when he's around. I don't know what to do. I love my job in every othe way. How can I approach my boss about that? He must know what he's doing.
buy him some of those pine fresheners and tell him to hang it around his neck
buy some of those japanese no stinking poop pills and mix them into his coffee or even laxatives and then bang he will crap in his pants
Get him some Beano
If you ever hang out after work, try to probe around the subject and ask if it’s related to some medical condition. There might be something to be done about that.
Mix raw eggs in his coffee, and he’ll never forget the next time he rips one. Neither will anyone in the meeting.
Hell, while we’re at it, might as well put some hotsauce in there for good measure.
(And bad rectal fortitude)
When your alone with him sometime let one rip, then excuse yourself and appologize. Maybe it will make him more conscious that what he is doing isnt polite.
Tell him this story, like you’re talking about someone else. He’ll get the hint.
Has he ever heard of BEANO???
One word: SimplyButtplug. (Optional: SimplyNoseClamp).
Piece of advice: lock windows before you leave. :) Windows Key + L.
ok – that wasn’t nice… but effective if getting others to lock their station is your thing.
just go to open windows after he let its first rip and say that’s disgusting to everybody…or send an anonymous letter … ;-)
just ask him if hes the one that farts! u afraid hes gonna fire you for that or you too embarrassed? if its embarrassment, then your only choice is to put up with the stench and stop complaining!
Google “Gas problems.” Carefully look for a site that goes into detail about your specific problem. Next time he is away from his computer change his home page to that URL.
I’m laughing so hard… “and then bang he will crap in his pants”
Complaint to HR, that his farts are emotionally distressing you.
Send him this link on facts about farts…http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Good luck!
or you send him this web page http://www.createfarts.com/
hahahahahahahahahaha.. this is just hilarious.. both the post and the comments… hahahahahahahaha.. loved the raw eggs in his coffee
GROSS!
As much as I hated that disgusting habit of your boss, but how about checking his health porblem?
I know he’s a pain, and I’ve read some articles about colon cancer and digestion problems, he could be one of those people who don’t care much about his health and his ‘problem’ that’s affecting everyone about him. I’m curious if the company you’re working for has any annual health checkups for employees, that way , maybe you could go round and check with the medical profesionals about it and understands about this sick atitude of his….or worse, he has some sick mental health that’s causing such behaviour.
i dont have a boss any more but im just glad to find a sight that this god forsaken school has not blocked
I think your only hope can be found below.
http://www.gasbgon.com/
This guy needs a day with me and I will fix him! I am the Fart Master and the windows rattle when I get on it!..hehehehe
Next time he lets it rip in a meeting, stick your nose in your shirt and stare at him real hard until he gets the point. If he tries to rip you a new one, tell him you are sensitive to onion like odors- especially ones that make your eyes bleed. Besides it's not your fault he sold his sphincter to Satan.
Tell him to douche his asshole
You made fall on my back laughing when I read your story, he really stincts
dude...that's a funny story. He's a dumb ass.
Honestly, if he keeps shitting himself, just stand up and tell him to tie his little balloon knot...
By the way, this is hilarious. I want to see more of this stuff
This is old, but highly entertaining!
*lets one rip while laughing*
C'mon....Farts are FUNNY. Ask him if they bubble up in the bath tub! It may give you an opening to discuss "Flatulent Freddies foul fauxpas"!
Oh please keep posting. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Thank you all for a great laugh after a very long day. Especially liked the "raw eggs" and "douche his asshole" comments. This is the best post I've read all year.
say man yal just gotta keep ya head up and let him do his thing, man. as long as you makin' bank then who give a shit?
That is a funny story. I had a boss with strong BO and one time we had to drive 5 hours to visit some clients and I was driving at the end of the day coming back and he started to smell strong...I almos passed out in the car but couldnt say anything....Others in the office also noticed his BO but no one says anything to the guy!!!!! I left the company without saying anything. Let him be the joke..he is not nice with people.
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