Top Ten

I have too many stories so I've created a top ten list to save time...

10. Brings his kids to work sometimes
9. Plays Solitaire like a mad man
8. Surfs the internet 50% of his time at work
7. Tried to hire his wife as his secretary
6. Fights with his wife on the phone, loudly
5. Fights with his wife in his office, loudly
4. Doesn't believe in giving "Exceeds Expectations" marks on reviews.
3. Works an average of 25 hours a week but complains when an employee takes off.
2. A woman from work had a miscarriage and took a week off, he said she needed to get over it, and that is too much time to take off for that.
1. Allowed an employee who had cancer to believe she might be fired for taking an extended medical leave.